Blonde wife getting a cell phone

Posted Wednesday, November 24, 2004

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A young man bought his blonde wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

She was thrilled.

The next day at the mall, her phone rang. "Hi Honey. How do you like your new phone?" he asked.

"I love it," she replied, "But there's just one thing I don't understand."

"What's that, Baby?"

"How in the heck did you know I was at Wallmart?" she asked.